Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (perhaps)

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (perhaps)

I don’t know about the veracity of this, but it’s still cute.
 

Deep Thoughts

            by Jack Handy

 

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”

Carl Setzer

I'm a poet and blogger from Seattle, working to build a more just, compassionate and connected community. Seeking to magnify the good, the positive as a counterpoint to all the negative the world dishes out now.

3 thoughts on “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (perhaps)

Aaron BurkhalterPosted on  7:45 pm - Mar 18, 2008

Do we need to come rescue your child?

One time I told a kid I was babysitting about ninjas. He said he’d shoot ninjas with a gun, and I felt obliged by complete honesty to inform him that he wouldn’t have time to get a gun if a ninja was coming after him… am I going to hell?

CarlPosted on  11:16 am - Mar 21, 2008

No, you’re not going to hell. You will need to attend an NRA convention as penance, though.

CarlPosted on  11:16 am - Mar 21, 2008

Oh, and you’ll need to attend the convention with your Dennis Kucinich t-shirt.

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